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May 22nd, 2008
04:36 am There is just something about my room mate that makes me get drunk with him and just hang out. Which is what I just did. I even successfully defeated him at beer pong. I may have had the sober advantage at the time, but that doesn't really matter. First BBQ of the summer season tomorrow. If you can read this and you are invited.
Sam Out.
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September 13th, 2007
01:49 am It has been a rough two weeks. I have recently broken up with Sarah. And let's just say working almost entirely closing shifts since then has not been good on me.
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June 21st, 2007
03:14 am Mario Party drinking game equals the win or the lose depending on how you want to look at it. Essentially you take a shot every time you win a mini game. I came in second. Matt came in first with twelve shots.
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March 17th, 2007
01:53 am For those of you who don't know I just moved out. I signed the papers Tuesday and picked up the keys just before work earlier this afternoon. I'm moving in sometime in the next few days with my friend and co-worker Tony. Its a nice place; affordable, cozy, and quite well designed. There will be no "moving in" party due to Tony and I not knowing if the neighbors are down with it. There will be how ever a welcome to the new place shindig later, probably towards the end of the month or early next month once we've gotten settled in. Yay for me!!!
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December 10th, 2006
01:38 am - Fight me if you dare | Combat Cards
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October 10th, 2006
08:07 pm So my sister Becky and her band Lavender Diamond are going on tour with I believe The Decemberists. She will be playing up in Portland on either the 17th or 18th and making her way down the cost playing in L.A. on the 21st then continuing on. I am being offered free tickets for me and a few other people. More will be discussed at a later date when I know more. Feel free to contact me for possible tickets.
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September 27th, 2006
01:00 am The DMV is my arch-nemisis. First they made me wiat for 30-45 minutes in the sun in muh car waiting for the guys who was going to test me to see if I'm car leagal driving. Then when he finally shows up after the first two minutes of checking my car to see if it is up to snuff he says I can't take the driving test because my front left turn signal isn't bright enough.
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September 26th, 2006
04:39 am Thursday September 28th is my 24th birthday. Buy me stuff, give me money, just say hello, or come to my place for a little shindig in the evening.
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September 23rd, 2006
06:38 pm - My girlfriend is the best girlfriend in the world. As some of you know my girlfriend Sarah lives in and attends school at Berkeley, or as I call it Be R. Kelly; and as some of you also knew I had taken a week off of work as paid vacation to go up and see her. Also in said slew of maybe not so common knowledge was that several days before I was to go up there I caught a horrible case of strep throat, which I used to get a few extra days off. This same to bite me in the ass because it meant I couldn't go and see her. Fast forward five days after I went to the doctor to get me some drugs for my new sickness, with me feeling a whole lot better, came a great surprise. She had come down to visit me.
Notes that no one knew: 1) My co-worker and buddy Tony went on a month long trip to Ireland, England, and Scotland. He came back three days before I got sick. He brought some souvenirs. Mine was a pack of whiskey flavored condoms. I have already used one, and they apparently taste like good whiskey.
2) I have a thing for stupid gimmicky condoms, and always complain that I wasted my money after using them. I have yet to learn my lesson.
3) This times little adventure put me in the whole $12.50 minus employee discount plus tax. There are no complaints other than there was only one in the package which was the size of a normal three pack. In the place of the other two condoms there were completely unneeded instructions.
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September 13th, 2006
02:06 pm In six days I will be heading up to Berkely with El Tye and Erin for a four or five day visit.
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01:08 am unhinged draft equals the awesome.
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September 7th, 2006
01:45 am Worst D&D game for me ever. Started with our group leaving the inn only to be approached by a gnome and a giant who demanded my surrender. Combat ensued. Gnaomed summend tons of illusions of him self which I twice incorrectly guessed with my charging to attack. Next round knocked out (173 nonleathal damage) due to a failed will save. I "played" for a total of ten minutes out of the five hours the session went on.
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August 28th, 2006
07:57 pm new icon
first one to correctly guess what it is gets a cookie the next time I see him/her. And no it is not just the letter m
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August 4th, 2006
01:52 am Picture time from Sam
 Kelsy with silly hair.
 Jesus always wins, even in Soul Caliber.
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August 2nd, 2006
01:01 pm As Xander pointed out I have a new girlfriend. Her name is Sarah, making the number of Sara(h)s I know in the double digits. I unfortunately have no pictures seeing as she is one of those cameras will steal my soul if you, but not Xander, takes my picture types, so bug him for them.
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July 25th, 2006
02:29 am Today my wife Sarah and I went on a picnic.
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June 12th, 2006
03:11 am Tonight was most enjoyable... most enjoyable. It consisted of watching "The Six String Samurai then playing two games of magic. The first one was a nine player game and the second was an eight player game; Ryan went home early because his mommy is a super nazi. Each lasted at least an hour and a half. People included in this evening were: Me, Adam, Kelsy, Matt Cota (our resident gay), Josh, Ryan, Tye, the other Adam (Tye's friend), and Sarah (Tye's awesome younger sister). I played Tunnel Vision (my worst deck) first game, and it worked (kind of). I used my saporling cannon (my best deck) the second game, which lost miserably due to a first turn duress.
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June 10th, 2006
05:15 am I just rode a skatebord home from work at four in the morning. It took me an hour. I feel good about it. I desperately needed some athletic exertion. Enough to make me sweat alot. My feet are all shakey and throbby though. I only ate shit once, and that was because it was pitch black and i hit a pothole. Skating up cliff was the hardest part. Before you ask no I did not use my skateboard, which is a "old skool" piece of shit, I use Matt's which is a super wobbly not quite as shitty piece of shit.
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May 23rd, 2006
09:11 am Seeing as I almost never update anymore this seem like its coming out of nowhere but I'm leaving for Germany tonight. I will be back on the 31st or the 1st
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April 15th, 2006
08:06 am Hola, this is your favorite Sam with this Saturday's entry in "Horrors of Night Crew"
I'll keep this one short because If I said any more I'd be seething with too much anger to fall asleep.
Armando: Fuuuuck fool see that chick over there, she was walking down the Isle and something fell out of her pocket. It was a bag of weed dude. Me: No big, deal I'm sure some people still smoke weed in this country.
five minutes later, and me still at lunch
Armando: Fuuuuck fool see that chick over there, she was walking down the Isle and something fell out of her pocket. It was a bag of weed dude. Me: Wow really? I thought weed was illeagal.
five minutes later, and me still at lunch
Armando: Fuuuuck fool see that chick over there, she was walking down the Isle and something fell out of her pocket. It was a bag of weed dude. Me: That's the third time you've said that about the same girl, I get it she dropped some weed.
Armando: No It isn't fool. (then continues to go into detail about how much was in the bag)
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